Post by Zhou on Mar 25, 2008 20:54:37 GMT -5
Yes, I know, it isn't that great but I was very bored.
Sometime not so long ago, about a week ago I believe, A little girl lived in a little house in a big city. Wherever she went, she wore a little red jacket with a little red hood. She was nicknamed Little Red Riding Hood and so the name stuck to her and everyone called her that. Ond Day, Little Red Riding Hood was told by her mother to deliver sweets to her Grandmother who lived 70 miles away. Little Red Riding Hood was given change to ride the bus there. "Remember, don't talk to any strangers!" Her mother yelled from the front porch as Little Red Riding Hood skipped to the bus stop. When she arrived, a wolf stood next to the bus stop and grinned his best grin when Little Red Riding Hood plopped down on the bench. "Well, little girl, where are you heading on this fine, sunny days?"
"To my grandmother's. Why do you ask?" She said not following her mother's advice.
"Oh, very interesting, well look here's the bus. We had better get on hmm?" He said jumping onto the bus tilting his head as if he wanted her to follow. Little Red Riding Hood skipped onto the bus and paid the fare.
Little Red Riding Hood had not realized it but she had dozed off for quite some time and when she had awakened, she was the only one on the bus except for the bus driver and some man who sat in the back with his head looking downward. Little Red Riding Hood walked carefully to the front of the bus and asked the driver, "Since I got on this bus, how far have we...Oh my, Mr. Bus Driver, what big Eyes you have!"
"Oh the better to see the road my dear sweet little girl." The bus driver said with a small smile.
"Oh and what big feet you have!" Little Red Riding Hood exclaimed before she could stop her slightly rude comment.
"Oh the better to push the pedals my sweet little dear." The bus driver exclaimed happily.
"Oh and what a big mouth you have!" Little Red Riding Hood exclaimed not even watching how rude of comments she was saying now.
"Oh...the better to EAT you with MY Sweet Little DINNER!" The wolf yelled jumping from the driver's seat and out of the bus driver's clothes. It turns out that the wolf had eaten the bus driver.
The man in the back of the bus stirred from his nap, "Well fiddlesticks, seems as if I missed my stop...hey what are you doing?" The man yelled watching the wolf chase the girl and the bus go off the road into a farm area. The man leaped to the front of the bus and whacked the wolf with the breifcase he was carrying, knocking the wolf out.
"Ok, then ma'am...where are you headed?" The man said throwing himself into the bus driver's seat.
"Well...actually, I'm already here!" Little Red Riding Hood exclaimed happily skipping out of the bus.
The End